A reply from Mukesh Ambani (Reliance Group) to a pretty girl seeking a rich husband

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here.

I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with 100 crore annual salary or above.

You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary 2 crore is considered only as middle class now days..

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of 100 crore annual salary? Are you all married?

I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is 50 crore annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.

If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), 50 crore annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pooja i Chohan.

A philosophical reply from Mukesh Ambani- 

Dear Ms. Pooja,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than 100 crore, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”.

If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.

Anyone with over 100 crore annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with 100 crore annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,

Mukesh

ONE SIDED LOVE…

Till yesterday i.e. after doing my MBA,

I was thinking that I am useless.

I don’t have any value.

Actually till now, I was not knowing what I want in my life.

I was not having any aim or any objectives in my life.

nor I was interested in doing any job after MBA.

so I have decided to do a SWOT analysis of myself and you all will not believe me to analysis myself also, I have taken more than a month.

and In analysis I came to know that thing, before which even I too was not knowing about myself and as compare to the positive points,

there were many negative points in me.

As in analysis I come to know many negative points in me. but is here anyone who will tell his/her negative points to other’s…??? So how I can…???

Without going in deep let me tell you frankly,

I know, I am not any writer.
but in SWOT analysis I came to know that I can become a writer.

so after SWOT analysis only, I have decided to write a novel because what goes in trying and at the same time I think,

“when in our country, accidently a person can become a PM.
then why can’t I become a writer”.

As soon as I have decided to become a writer. Immediately my mind said, “I should write a book on my college life, In which I have came across my first Love”. So then I have decided to tell people,

how hard and till what level I have gone to complete my first Love. And today if she is reading my book then she should come to know, “My Love Towards Her Is Endless”

The English which I have written is my Indian English i.e..
“ta ta… bye bye’s…

hello’s and hi’s….”
so the school going students can also understand everything and other reason of writing it in simple language is my English….!!!


In school, I was an below average student.
My English was very weak.
I was very quite in nature,
very shy in nature,

Having very rare friends and hardly I was talking with any of the girl of my class. as many girls were there in my class but there was one girl in our class to whom i always feel to see and in school time, i have not understood why I always feel to see her only.
since I have completed my school in 2005.
so it’s very less things which I am able to recollect of my school life.
but still there is one of the unforgettable day of my school life which I still remember. its when our school have been taken us to camp at NOIDA.
It was the first time ever when I have gone somewhere without my parents and that to from Mumbai to Noida.
Before going on camp. Our school have been asked us to carry a light weight luggage bag so it will be easy for us to handle and many necessary things to carry with us, which were important for the camp.
A day when we were suppose of go to camp. All the students with their luggage bag have came in school and since the camp was compulsory for all the 10^th standard students. Due to which, that girl have also came with her luggage bag.
Here The Journey Begin.
school has managed all the things so well..
the whole train was been booked for the students.
all students were very much excited.
As soon as the train have been arrived on station. all the students enter the train and occupied a seat with their wish and within few minutes the train has been started.
now the train have been passed from bandra, then borivali and when the train was above to pass from bhayander. we the students from bhayander have came near the train window and as soon as the train was passing from bhayander station, we the students of bhayander branch started shouting…..
YE…….. BHAYANDER….
bye…. BYEEE….
BHAYANDER….
BHAYANDER………
ta ta……… bhayander
see you bhayander….
Our voice was so loud that the people waiting for their train on bhayander station have been seen us doing such a nonsense thing and looking to us some must be thinking, what the hell we are doing…???
Food was been arranged properly.
All students where enjoying the journey.
at night in train our professor has came to us and order to switch off the light and go to sleep. so we have followed what our professor have been said.
but once the professor have left from our coach.
then again all the students ON the light and started enjoying.
some were taking the picture from there camera.
few where singing the song,
few were dancing,
and some students who were trying to sleep, were not able the sleep.
because our friends were not allowing them to sleep.
As I too wanted to sleep. so I took out one bed sheet from my bag and I just covered my whole body from the bed sheet and tried to sleep.
and yes, I have successfully able to sleep.
but in mid night around 3am OR 4am when I got up, I felt like my face is burning and when I touched my face, there was an close up paste on my face.
now what to do…???
I just ran to the basin of the train to wash my face.
the water of wash basin was cold like ice and till now the paste has become dry on my face. so I was not able to clear it properly but after few minutes I have managed it.
When I was going back to my seat.
I saw there were few students still not gone for sleep.
looking to me they smiled and asked me, “what happen…??? “
so I understood that all things were done by them only.
I too smiled and said, “nothing” and went to my seat and sleep.
At morning 6am the professor came to us, to wake up us.
when I opened my eyes, I saw many students were brushing there teeth, some students where still feeling sleeping and some students were standing outside of toilet for their turn J.
We were not allow to get down from the train at any station.
but students are students,
when our train has reached to Mathura station at mid-night between 1am to 2am. 2-3 student of my school branch have get down to the station to purchase the sweets of Mathura.
here they have just got down from the train and went near the stall to purchase the sweets.
at the same time, one of the professor saw them on the station.
so immediately he came running to them and started slap on their faces and said, “who asked you all to come out of the train…”
so after getting some taste food from the professor hand.
They came running inside the train.
We must have been reached at delhi station around 4am or 5am in morning. The climate was cold, everyone was wearing the sweater and jackets.
The bus was already waiting to take us at our destination.
we were feeling too cold while travelling In the bus and finally we have reached to the
INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL, California

When we entered the school building, really it was very beautiful.
the interior of the school building was very nice.
the school building was build in such a way, that it was having a huge big open space in the centre of the school premises and on the top of that open space, the shade was been given. so that when it rain, the rain water should not enter to that open space. And in that open space we around 1500+ students were seating at a time.

The school have been arranged all the things in school only.

our staying arrangement was been make in the classroom only.
almost 15 students per class was allotted.

In my room also, there were 15 students. but along with 15 students, there was one more person i.e our PT sir.

Because many mischievous boys where in our same room and as they should not misbehave with others. so to keep watch on them. our PT sir was staying in our room only.

The camp was for 5 days.
1^st day it went ok….

But on 2^nd day our sir has been asked us to wake up at 4am.
nobody was ready to wake up, but we have to.

We brush our teeth, took a bath as soon as possible and then we were been taken for jogging at early morning on Noida road. many competition were been conducted in camp like dancing, singing drama etc…

and at a same time, I have not seen that girl a single time in the camp. because our school have been arranged all the things in such a way that very rarely we were getting a chance to see towards the girls.

The school have been taken us at many places

and we have been visit to one of the MUSIAUM.

In camp once at night, after dinner our school students did not got enough of water to drink and still

we were filling thirsty. so we have asked our professor for water.
but our professor ignored us because we were getting late for sleep and he told us, “to go to your respective room and sleep”.

now listening for him, we all students have got little angry fromsir. but at a same time, as our Sir have ordered us to go back to our room and sleep.
so we students went back to our respective room.
few minutes after we came to our room, one of the student brought two bisleri bottle for us.

then the students who were feeling thirsty have drink the water.
but after everyone have finish drinking water. the bottle was still having little water and as we all students were not feeling sleepy. so we students started playing with the bottle.

now while we were playing football with the bottle. Bymistakely the cape of the bottle got open and the water fall on the floor.

so now what to do….????
How to clean the water..???
it was night 12 am, were to search a sweeper… ???

As at the same time, all the students were angry from the sir behaviour.
so all the students of our room have decided to clean the floor by using the sir bed on which he sleep.
now few students have brought the bed and bed sheet of the sir in which our sir use to sleep.
few students have been opened the sir’s bag and have removed some clothes of the sir and with his clothes also students have been cleaned the water which was been fallen on the floor….!!!
One of the student was standing on door.
from far away he saw that the sir coming to our room.
so he shouted in our room,
“SIR IS COMING….
SIR IS COMING….”
we all the students started to keep the sir’s bed on place and the sir’s clothes in his bag. After that we just switched off the light and everyone acted like they are sleeping…
the sir came in the room.
he switched ON the light and saw his bed, and yes it was wet.
so till now the sir have been realised that the students have been done something with his bed. so after that he just saw his bag. he opened his bag, he found his clothes too were little wet.
he checked his whole bag and then he realised his one shirt, one pant and one underwear is missing from his bag.
he asked all of us to wake up at that time only and asked, “how my bed sheet and clothes are wet…???”
nobody was ready to give the answer. all the students were quit.
so he started shouting on us and then he said,
“from my bag one pant, one shirt & one underwear is missing and now I am going out for round to see all the student have go for sleep or not.
till that I want my all missing clothes on my bed”.
saying this much, he just switched off the light and went out for round.
As soon as he went out of the room, one of the student went to switch ON the light and he just locked the door from inside.
after that, we have started to search the SIR’S clothes.
while searching his clothes everywhere in our room.
We have just found the sir’s shirt & pant. but we did not got the underwear…!!!
so one of the boy said, “the sir must have forgot his underwear at home only and now he is asking from us…”
then we kept the pant and shirt on sir’s bed and went to sleep.
After few minutes he came back and without asking anything,
he kept his clothes in his bag and he went to sleep.
after 5 days the camp was over and we all student were returning at home.the parents of all the students have been came to pickup and yes it’s again, I saw that girl with her bag.
her parents and brother have been came for her.

It was very different experience of the camp
In our S.S.C Board Exam, we were having the same Examination centre but different examination hall.

I don’t know but whenever she have passed from nearby me,
I have always see her.

I was not able to take away my eyes from her. at that time also, I have not been realised that I have been fallen in Love.

Now after I have been complete our S.S.C. it was a time to take an admission in an college. that time, no online admission procedure was there. We were suppose to go to the different college’s to take a form of the college’s and apply for the same. I have taken an admission in,
“Narayan college of art, commerce & science”

On 1^st day there was a huge crowd outside the college gate.
since it was the 1^st day of college,
many parents have been came with their children to drop them to college. at 12:30 the pion opened the college gate.

Our college building was of 4 floors, but the height of the building was more then any normal building

the college building was having 3 staircase in 3 different side. the 2 staircase was on left and right hand side of the college building and the one staircase was in the centre of the college building.

Every fresher students were searching there name on the notice board so that they can come to know in which Division they are.

I too went to see my name but the crowd was such that I was not even able to see the notice board only.

But from someone I came to know that the FYJC classrooms are on 3^rd and 4^th floor. so without confirming my Division, I went on 3^rd floor.
When I reached on the 3 floor. I saw that outside every classroom, one list was been stick. which was cantaining the name of the students who were in a particular Division.

I went outside near one of the classroom to search my name in list.
but there I did not found my name. I went outside the 2^nd classroom and there unfortunately someone has been tor the list of the student name.

so now before I can go outside another classroom to search my name.

I saw one man and in his hand there was a huge big stick like any police constable is having with them. With his stick he came to us and shouted,
“get inside any of the FYJC classroom”
listening to him. Everyone started entering in any Division.

I too enter in FYJC E division classroom.
The size of the classroom was too big. Almost 120 students per division were been there. but still per bench two students were seating comfortably.

I took a seat on the last bench of the 4^th row.

And yes outside our college there was an open gutter. as at that time, it was under construction so the gutter smell was coming till 3^rd floor.
In first lecture one of the professor has came and he too felt the gutter smell is coming from somewhere. so he asked from the student,
“is this the gutter smell coming till our third floor..?”
a loud noise has been came from students, “YES SIR”
and after listening to us.
Immediately the sir have been open his hand like Sharukh Khan in movie “Kuch Kuch Hota Hai” And Said,
“So Welcome To Narayan College”.
Every students started laughing loudly.
then he have been introduced himself to the class that he is going to teach us Accounts subject…!!!
After three more lectures we have got the recess.
as soon as the recess bell rang, many students with their bag came out of the class to search their Division.
me too took my bag and started searching my Division.
now in the recess of 1^st day only,
I have seen to that girl, who was their in school and to whom I always feel to see. she was standing with her bag on fourth floor of the college and since she is with her bag so that means she has been taken an admission in same college. but still it was not confirm what she has taken i.e. commerce, arts or science.
As soon as I saw to her, I have stop searching my Division.
I just followed to her where ever she has gone in the recess and at the last she had been entered in one of the classroom on 4^th floor and it was an FYJC A division.
so she has been taken an admission in the commerce.
but at the same time,
I have realised that she must have been seen me, while I was following her.
so without taking any risk, I just went back to the FYJC E div class…!!!
On the 1^st day after the college, While returning home I saw her again.
So I was just walking behind her only.
Unfortunately my home came first and she went further at home.
but yes, at that time I have thought,
what the hell I am doing…???
why I am following to her…???
but I was not having any answer.
On 2^nd day I found few of my school student in same college.
they were in FYJC B Division.
since they were in B Divison. so they have asked me to attend the lecture in B Division and because on 2^nd day also I was not know my Division. so I attended the lecture in B division.
the Hindi subject lecture was going on and in that lecture my shirt’s one of the button was been open and this thing the professor have been noted.
and at that time one of the student was standing and reading the hindi text book in the class.
sir stopped him and he asked me to read. but as compare to my English,
my hindi reading was weak.
my reading speed was slow but everything I read correctly.
while reading when one paragraph was over.
I looked towards the sir and then the sir said,
“ TODAY'S…
NEWS…
HEADLINES…
ENDED…”

so the whole class started laughing…..!!!
the sir said, “come here”.
I came there. he asked me from which school you are..???
I said, “St. Francis School”
after that sir did not asked me anything and said you should always keep your shirt button close in college.

I said, “sorry sir”.
I closed the button and went to my seat.
I think hearing to my school name he did not asked me anything further.
actually the school in which I have studied it is having very good goodwill and our school students are very bright student.
so I think unfortunately that professor must have been thought me also as a bright student. So he did not said anything to meJ.

the FYJC B div was also on 4^th floor..
in recess when I came out of the class, I saw to that girl again.
she was stand near the corridor of her classroom.
I have tried hard not to see her again and again.
because if ever she saw me that i am watching her, then she must think something wrong about me.
but I was not able to talk away my eye from her.
On third day, me and my friends were not willing to attend the lecture so we decided to bunk the lecture.

This was the first time in my life that I have decided to bunk the lecture in college. But we were little late to decide about bunking the lecture because we have already entered to the college and we were not allow to roam anywhere in the college premises during the lectures time.
And if ever we were caught bunking the lecture then we were been taken to the principal for punishment.
as it was our first time that we have decided to bunk the lecture. so we all friends said anyhow today we will not attend the lecture.
till we have decided to bunk the lecture, we have been reached at the entrance of our classroom but we did not enter the class.
We went back to the ground floor.

one of my friend said, “let’s go to the canteen”.
We came out of the college building and we were walking towards the canteen. but on the way we saw some of the students were running out from the college canteen and behind them the one of the pion was running to catch them.
O shit…

what the hell….
looking to them we too ran inside the college building.

On the ground floor, there was a fee counter and next to the fee counter there was a gate, from where we can go behind the college building.

Without thinking anything we just entered the gate and looking to us, many students followed to us.
when we reached behind the college building. we student was not understanding that now what to do.. ???

Behind our college there was an huge big wall and till now some of the senior students have also came there and they said,
“now here there is only one way to get escape from the pion and its to climb the wall and jump out of the college”.
as the pion were roaming in the college premises only, so everyone agreed because we were not having any other option.

It was very difficult to climb the wall.
Our hands were not even reaching to the top of the wall.
anyhow everyone managed.

One of my friends shirt was been tor while climbing the wall.
me too after hard struggle was on the top of the wall but as soon as I saw down to the ground while seating on the top of the wall,

I got scared while looking down to the ground and said, “no, I can’t jump…”

I said to my friend, “if ever I will jump from here, my legs may get fracture”.
so I was seating there on wall only for few minutes and my friends who have already jumped outside the college were telling me.
“plz jump kar yaar..
saale dar kyu raha hai….
Dar mat tujhe kuch nahi hoga…”
till now from inside the college one of the student shouted,
“RUN RUN…..
the pion is coming behind the college”.
I said, “O.. NOoo……”
and listening to him without thinking, now what to do…???
I just jumped…!!
O GOD…!!!
It was the worst filling, I have ever had in my life.
After that day, I have been attended all the lectures in FYJC B Division only for one week. because till now no attendance were been conducted.
so we can attend a lecture in any of the class.
but after a week,
on Monday there was an list outside every classroom in which,
the student Name, Division and Roll no. was been mentioned.
So now when every students have got their roll no.
all the professors have been started to take the attendance.
And now it was compulsory for me to search my Division.
So I started searching my Division from 3^rd floor FYJC F Division,
my name was not there.
then in E Division too, my name was not there.
then I went on 4^th floor.
I saw in D, C, & B divison still i did not got my name and yes, now only one Division was left in which that girl was there to whom I always feel to see.
and YES… YES… AND YES… I was in FYJC A division, roll no 76.
And her roll no was 17…. J
It was the first day when I entered in FYJC A division.
then with my eyes I scan the whole class but not a single boy was there in the class to whom I was knowing.
in class there was one boy who was seating alone in a single bench of last row. so I went to him and seat next to him.
We introduced each other. I said “hi m AJ” and he said “hi, mitesh”.
That day I attended all the lecture but my whole concentration was towards her only.
slowly-slowly the no’s of my friends have been increased.
so after that I was having a small group of friend circle.
The college was going on normal.
but every day, in whole lecture I use to watch her only.
At that age i was not knowing what is love…???
and I have never realised that the feeling which I was having for her,
it’s nothing but the love…!!!
Today there are many medium to get connected socially with the help of social networking like,
Orkut,
facebook,
skype,
twitter
whatsapp and many more…
and this social media’s are so advance that the school going students have also gain many things and at a same time with the help of social networking,
at small age only they know what is Love.
but during my college time, I was completely raw in Love.
Who was not even knowing the ABC of the Love.
at the same time, I was not having such a friend with whom I can share anything.
but on one day, one of my group friend asked me,
“why you always watch that girl…???”
listening to him, I got shock.
I thought, “how does he came to know…???”
as I don’t wanted to tell him anything about what I feel. so I just lie to him, “no yaar i did not watch to any girl…”
he said, “my dear friend, I have seen your eyes and it always watches only one girl…”
I said, “No yaar, I did not watch to any girl”
he said, “yes, you were watching to a girl”
I again said, “no yaar”
he said, “tell me the truth, else to our whole group I will tell that you were watching to a girl”
so then unwillingly, I was been forced to tell him everything.
I told him,
“yaar I don’t know why,
whenever she comes in front of me.
I don’t have any control on me…
I feels like keep on watching to her only…”
then after listening to me. my friend said,
“My Dear Friend You Are In Love With Her”
I said, “me in Love….. no way”.
Listening to me. he said,
“it’s all on you. whether you believe me our not,
but you are in Love…”
That day after the college when I went at home…
not 1 time, not 2 times but I have thought 100’s of time about what my friend have been said to me.
I was just thinking whether it’s true that I am in Love…
that day the whole night I was just thinking only.
at 4am the alarm bell rang,
my father always wake up at 4am morning, when his morning shift was there for job. then I realised that it’s morning 4am and now I should go to sleep because at morning 7’O clock my classes was there of ACCOUNTS.
I was thinking for the same thing for more then the two days which my friend had said to me and finally it was confirm,
“I AM IN LOVE….”
but one thing was there,
Some People fall in love as love at first sight,
some fall in love with girl eye,
some fall in love with girl face,
some fall in love with girl smile.
but in my case, I even don’t know that when I started loving her nor
I was knowing why I love her only.
I don’t know whether such things can happen in a person’s life or no…
but unfortunately it have been happened with me….!!!
Since now its confirm that I AM IN LOVE….
Let me tell you something about her.
Her Name Is Soni.
She Is Very Simple.
She Look Very Innocent.
She Look Very Cute.
She Is Little Fair In Color.
Her Height Is Little Less Then Me.
Her Eyes Are Very Beautiful…
When Ever I Look Into Her Eyes It’s Just Wow….!!!
And Yes, I Like Her Eyes Very Very Very Much….
( I Can Say That Uski Aankho Mein Doob Jaane Ko Maan Karta Hai )
Her Hairs, Wow…!!!
It Was Very Silky & Shiny And Medium In Length.
Her Nose Was Small.
Her Lips Too Were Small.
She Is Not Too Fat And Not Too Slim. But She Is Perfect.
When She Smiles, She Looks Like A Small Kid.
Small Dimples Comes On Her Face While She Smiles.
Friendly In Nature.
No Attitude.
“She Look Very Nice, When She Shy.
No… No… I Think She Very Nicely Shy”.
She Mostly Like To Wear Top And Jeans Or Trousers.
I Have Rarely Seen Her In Salwar Suit…!!!
She Like Dahi-Puri….
And Since After Knowing That She Like Dahi-Puri…
It’s Me Too Who Like Dahi-Puri…
But One Thing I Want To Tell That Till 10^th Standard I Have Never Touched The Curd And Now It’s My Favourate.
A Love Can Make You Do Any Thing.
She Is Non-Vegitarian And I Like Veg.

As now it was confirm that I am in love…
this news spread in my friends circle…!!!
So now whenever my friends use to see her.
on the spot my friends use to inform me,
“AJ bhabhi samne se aa rahi hai…,
AJ bhabhi canteen mein hai…
AJ bhabhi library mein hai..etc.. etc….”
and yes… when you like someone and this your friends knows.
then from that movement, that girl is just not a girl for your friends because from that movement only,
she have been became BHABHI for your all friends….!!!
I have always heard that when someone fall in Love….
That person becomes a poet.
and yes my dear friends, you have to believe on it. because it’s true….
since I have also fallen in Love. so now you have to digest something which is been written by me. when I have came to know that I am in LoveJ
here I go….
“Samne Jab Tu Aati Hai,
Khushi Ki Bahar Cha Jati Hai…!!!
Tu Nazaar Jhuka Kar Chale Jati Hai,
Tujhe Pata Nahi Teri Nazaare Mujhe Kitna Tadpati Hai….!!!”
In college, she always use to seats on 5^th bench of the 2 row.
so I too was seat on 5^th bench but of 5^th row.
after seating on the 5^th bench, my eye was towards her only.
Like a secret Admire, it was my daily routine to watch her from first lecture 12:30pm till evening last lecture around 5:00 pm.
Till now I have never talked to her in college nor in my school life where she was my classmate.
one day i have decided to talk to her.
it was the first week of july 2005,
I have decide to ask her for friendship….!!!
That day aIong with me, I have taken my few friends (Mitesh, Divyesh, Ashwin, Shoaib And Infan) to ask her for friendship.
(actually it is been said, “agar dosto ka sahara ho to log aag ka dariya paar kar sakte hai aur ye to sirf dosti karne ki baat thi…”)
That day before the recess we have made a plan how we will go and talk to her. according to plan I was suppose to call her to us and when she will come to us then we will ask her for friendship….!!!
Now in recess, we all friends were standing near the corridor of 2^nd door of our classroom. We all were very nervous.
She saw us and at that time, when I saw that she is seeing towords our side.
my hand automatically went up in the air and I said, “hi…” to her.
and in response she too said “hi…”
then I called her to us.
she very decently, very innocently Came to us and she asked,
what happen….???
O…
MY…
GOD….!!!
When she came near us. I was not even able to speak.
I tried hard to speak but at that time. I was so nervous that my lips were moving. but my voice was not coming out from my mouth.
it was like, I was playing any mute drama.
my heart beats were running so fast that for a second I thought, now I am going to get an heart attack.
my hands and legs were not under my control.
due to nervousness, I was feeling that my hands and legs were restless and automatically been shaking.
now she again asked very politely, “What Happen…???”
and finally finguring my hand towards one of my friend I said,
“you say…”
then my friend told to me, “No you say…”
at that same time, when she was waiting for us to listen what we want to say. we in our group only started saying,
“You Say…
No You Say,
Another Friend Said To Me, “No You Were Suppose To Say”
actually because of nervousness we have forgot our plan and we were not even able to ask her for friendship.
finally looking to me. she asked,
“what you all want to say…???”
then I said “Actually We All Want To Do A Friendship With You…”
so now when she responded to us. listening to her I was very very happy…!!!
it was not that she told us she would like to be our friend.
but she told me,
“since we both were in same school and same class,
so we are already a friends….”
and before she can say anything further, one of her friend called her from behind so she went to her friend.
So on that day after recess, I was very happy and scared too.
I was feeling very restless.
my hands and legs were still not under my control,
it was still shaking….!!!
my heart beats was still running very fast…!!!
my friends saw me in that condition, were my hands and legs were still shaking. They said to me, “Don’t take tension,
now we have become a friend of bhabhi”.
they tried to explain me that I should not take the tension.
but still in whole lecture I was very nervous…!!!
Her words were roaming in my heart and mind. what she has told to us when we have asked her for friendship,
“since we both were in same school and same class,
so we are already a friends….”
at home I was just thinking that how big fool I am.
We were already a friend and I have gone to ask her for friendship.
“my dear friends when you are in love,
you too don’t know in actual what you are doing….”
But this is also true that in my school life, I have never spoke to her even a single time.
but still she said, “we are already a friend…”
and this was the sign that she have no attitude,
she is so simple and very friendly….!!!
Everyday she goes to the college by walking only.
and since she goes college by walking so she has to pass by my building were I was stay. actually the building in which I staying, it was close of the main road and it comes on the way to our COLLEGE…!!!
so now everyday I use of wait outside my building for her to pass from there. so that I can see her and when she passes from near my building,
“ Like Every One Side Lover, I Too Follow Her. Till She Enter’s To The Classroom…J”
A day has been came to make the CR of the class.
I was not know what is CR. So I asked it from my friend and then I came to know that like in school we were have a MONITOR and now hear we are have CR in college but here they have little power in their hands.
As now to choose the CR of the class. our class professor said to class,
“any student who wants to become the CR of the class can come forward…”
from boys side few boys came in front but from girls side not a single girls came forward for the CR. so Sir himself selected few girls and then called them in front. now in that few girls Sony too was there.
Sir wrote there name on the black board and he asked them to introduce themselves to the class. So everyone introduced themselves.
now the students who were seating in the class, the sir have been asked they to prepare a chit and write the name of two student (i.e one boy and one girl) to whom we wants to make the CR of the class
Since SONYwas also there to become the CR of the class.
I have personally went to each student seating in 5^th row and said to them,
“my dear friend please give your vote to your bhabhi only”
and yes my dear friends,
when a boy like to any girl, then the whole world know it except the girl.
here also it was the same case.
So without taking her name, I was just telling,
“give your vote to your bhabhi only”
Now when the voting was done,
sir said, “there will be 2 boys CR and 2 girl CR…”
and then the chits where been opened and counting was been started.
after opening every chits. whose name was coming, sir was marking one tick mark in front of his/her name and finally the counting was been done.
so yes, now she is one of the CR of our class…!!!
All CR’s were very helpful to the student because many a time when we were not willing to attend the lecture. we use to inform it to our class CR, so they always use to put the proxy attendance of us.
But in starting, when the 4 students were become the CR.
Out of 4 CR, there were 1 CR who was not putting our proxy attendance…!!!
Whenever the any boy student have ask help for any problem,
he was hardly listening to them.
he was just marking the proxy attendance of his group only.
but afterwards when we came to know about it, then he was been harassed by us like a hell.
Since I have become the poet in love…!!!
One day I don’t know what has been happen to me,
I have been written one poem on my class CR behaviour….!!!
Again it was the month of july only…
that day the rain was coming too heavy because of which many students were absent and our 1^st lecture was of HINDI subject.
Now the Sir enter the class and stand on the platform which was been made on the front of the class near the board.
Sir saw the quantity of the student in the class.
It was not more the 70 students out of 120.
So sir himself only asked to the student,
“since today many students are absent, would you all like me to teach you today….???”
Whole class started shouting..
“NO SIR..
NAHI SIR…
SIR TELL SOME JOKES….
SIR TELL SOME STORY…”
so till now the sir was been convince that today he will not teach us anything. But to do time pass he asked from the students,
“if anyone want to tell some jokes can come forward and tell”.
many students came front and after the jokes were finish.
the sir asked if anyone want’s to sing they can also come.
now the every students heads were down looking to the ground.
but still there were some friends who were pointing there fingures on their friends and saying,“sir he wants to sing… sir she wants to sing…”
The sir saw this and said,
“my dear students don’t take others name.
if you are interested then you can came forward and sing a song”.
and yes, one girl came forward and sang the song.
Now the singing song was finished and then SIR again asked,
anyone interested to say poem/shayari or want of share any comedy incident then they can come front and share.
Many boys came and said the poem.
After listening to other, I too decided to tell the poem which I have made for one of our CR, how was not marking our proxy attendance.
and yes my dear friends like first time,
this time also you have to again digest few lines of my poem for 2^nd time.
Now I just went of the platform which was been there in front of the class… sir saw me and then he asked, “you are in this class only…???”
“actually this professor is not other then the one who has caught me when my shirt button was open…”
and then I replayed, “yes sir I am in this class only, recently I came to know about my class..”
now I started the poem that…
“ hamare class k CR suraj hai aise,
jo koyi na ho waise….!!! (2)
ladkiyo ek baar bulaye to wo doda chala jata hai,
ladke dus baar bhi bulaye to phir bhi wo nahi aata hai..!!!
hamare class k CR suraj hai aise,
jo koyi naho waise….!!!”
sorry guys actually now I just remember this 6 lines only and I have lost my book in which I have written this poem.
in actual, it was of 20 lines which I have said in the class on that day.
you will not believe me, as soon as I have said the first line.
“OUR class's CR is Suraj Kumar”
the whole class has been started shouting.
“suraj now you are gone. aab dekh saale teri kaise waat lagate hai..
from my group one shouted, “you don’t mark our proxy attendance, now see what we are going to do……”
Since the poem was of 20 lines.
on every line which I was telling, the whole class was been enjoying and clapping their hands. the students were laughing like anything…
some student were not even able to control there laugh…
while laughing some students mouth have also been started paining…!!!
the whole class was been refreshed by me…..!!!
that day, I was feeling so happy and proud of myself that I have made people laugh…!!!
the story is large so m posting in part…….

uske bina zindgi aaj bhi adhuri lagti hai – janvi mishra

Hello frnds,

Maine nhi janti ki mai aap se apni baaten share karu ki bhi b-coz ye bahot difficult hota hai ek ladki ke liye kisi unknown insaan par wishwaas karna. Ye wahi janti hai jiska normally koi insaan bharosa tod deta hai….Magar yaha waisa nhi hai, aaj mai is blog ke jhariye apolozise karna chahti hu
Shayad mai janti hu ki bhagwan bhi meri is galti ko kabhi bhi maaf nhi karenga magar jitni bhi zindgi hai mai sirf prathna karungi ko ajay kuch rahe, maine use bahot jyada taklif di hai…. Akhir kya kasoor hai uska? Yahin…. Ki wo mujhse pyr karta hai…. Mujhse shadi karna chahta hai…..khushi dena chahta hai… akhir kyun bhagwan ne mujhe aise mod par khada kiya hai ki mai chah kar bhi uski pareshani…. Uski taklif dur nhi kar sakti… kyunki mai dil se majbur bhi….akhir kyun bhagwan ne meri kismat aisi likhi hai ki mai chah kar bhi apne khushi ke bare me nhi soch sakti…. Aur agar soch bhi liya to shayad use pura nhi kar sakti….

Ajay aur meri mulakat college me hue thi. Wo mere frnd k bf k frnd the. Bahot hi silent thaw o, jaise maano bahot nadaan ho, nasamaj ho, aur kya kahu mai…bus simple aur siddha-sadha ladka tha wo… usne mujhse first meeting me kuch bhi nhi kahan, usne to mujhse baat tak nhi ki thi, woe k engineer tha, meri classmate Sarita ke through hum dono ki frndship hue thi…dusre meeting me hum frnds milkar drive par gaye the. Mai Sarita, Ajay, sarita ka boyfrnd(Ravi), aur ek frnd Zayeer tha sath me, hum sab milkar ek car me long drive par gaye the. Ye sabhi mere liye unknown the because mai sarita ko bhi sirf ek saal se janti thi wo bhi ek casual mulakat hoti thi. Wo kabhi bhi college regularly nhi aya karti thi. Uska boyfrnd Ravi, mai use thik se nhi janti thi par usko dekh kar first time aisa laga tha ki shayad wo Sarita ke uncle hai… par jab us idiot ne mujhe Ravi ko as her boyfrnd introduce kiya … so for a little bit of moment I was completely shocked….maine socha shayad is ke piche kuch arur koi reason honga, kyunki jitna mai janti thi sarita ko she was not like this, uski taste itni bhi kharaab nhi ho sakti hai ki wo kisi uncle ko apna boyfrnd bana le… Quite shocking…. Ravi ne ek lodge type hotel me khana khane k liye roka tha…. There he booked abig room so that we can spend and enjoy as like picnic. Lekin ye sab mere liye naya tha… mujhe nhi pata tha ki unke mind me kya hai aur kya nahi… suddenly Ravi ordered a drink for the boys, And I started feeling uncomfortable…..
Na jane kyun ajay ko laga ki Ravi galat kar rha hai, kyunki ladki ke samne drink karna….! Par fir Ravi strted abusing his sentence….Sarita ne apne liye cold drink offer ki aur Na jaane kaise Ravi aur uske frnd zayeer ne us me hard drink mix kar ke hume pila di…..I was not comfortable with that, I started being unconscious. so I just went inside the wash room to just put down some water on my head and my face, but still my eyes were not ready to see what was happening inside the room, I just thought that sarita an! d his bo yfrnd wanted to spend some time in that lodge however I understand that and I went outside , so that I can rest for a while in the car alone.

Magar mujh me itni energy nhi thi ki mai chal saku, to mujhe us moment ajay ne bahot jyada sahara diya, usne mujhe car me bithaya, aur apne hankerchief se mere sir ko pocha as like he was my boyfrnd and wanted to keep me safe beside him.. jab us sharab ka nasha thoda thoda kam hone laga to maine maine apne mobile me time dekha, it was 5 pm, mai late ho gayi thi, aur shayad ghar jane k baad kya honga shayasd ye bhi maine soch liya tha….maine Ajay ko kaha ki mujhe ghar jana hai to wo Sarita ko le kar aye…..jab wo car se bahar gayan to main thoda rest le rhi thi suddenly Sarita ka boyfrnd Ravi car me aya tha and he thought ki mai nashe m hu and he started abusing me.. jab mujhe hosh aya to maine use dekha aur kahan ki mujhe ghar jana hai… he went out of the car, aur baad me sabhi log wapis aye….mujhe ek hi baat ka bura laga ki Ravi ne nashe ki halat me dekh kar mera use karne ka socha but he was not successful….

Ek tarah se bol sakte ho ki maine us samay chup rhna jyada important samjha because hum sab ek aise jagah par the jahan par koi bhi nhi tha…out side the city, kuch bhi ho sakta tha, mere sath, Sarita ke sath… aur shayad help ke liye aas-paas koi bhi nhi rhta….ghar par jab mai wapis ayi thi to maine imagine bhi nhi kiya tha ki mummy mujhe itna chillayengi…. Par aise hona bhi chchiye, be-coz main galat thi and I know ki mere sath aisa hi hona chahiye….. us hadse k baad mai khud ko sambhal nhi pa rhi thi kyunki aisa lag rha tha ki agar us situation me kuch aur hua rhta to mai kya karti? Shayad mai zinda bhi nhi rhti…… I would have completely lost my life….. ek hafta beet kyat ha, par mai is situation ko bhul hi nhi paa rhi thi… mai puri tarah se toot gayi thi aur mann me ek darr baith gaya tha ki kaise ab mai bahar himmat k sath jau, us duniya me to log bhediye ki tarah apne shikaar ke talash me rhte hai, ki kab koi ladki sunsaan jagah par mile, aur wo apne hawas ki bhukh mitaye….. ye mai kya soch rhi hu, Ek hafte se maine kisi ka bhi call receive nhi kiya tha.

Mere cousin sister ne mujhe ghar par aa kar pucha ki kya hua, ek pal me na jane kitne aasuon ko dekh kar wo bhi ghabra gayi ki jarur kuch bahot bura hua hai…. Maine use puri baat batayi… usne mujhe thodi himmat di mai wo hadse ko bhula sakun…..dusre din maine apna cell check kiya to mere boyfrnd lucky ke uncountable miscall the.. aur Sath me sarita aur Ajay ke bhi…. Maine Lucky se baat karna jyada jaruri samjha, kyunki hum dono ka relation 5 saal se tha, par mann me aisa laga ki wo kya samjhenga? Kitni galiya denga? Mai already itni upset hu aur wo mujhe aur upset karenga, blackmail karenga……

Lucky aur mera 5 saal ka relation hai aur us 5 saal me na jaane humne kine baar ek dusre k sath breakup kiye the….mai use dil se chahti thi par uske paas mere liye wqt hi nhi tha. Wo humesha apne kaam me busy rhta tha jaise mere mann mein aisi feeling ati thi ki shayad wo mujhe avoid kar rha hai, jaise he doesn’t love me at all. Jaise maine use phone kiya, he started using areugent language for me….maine use apne hadse k bare me kuch bhi nhi bataya, aur kahan ki mai bimaar thi, so he wanted to meet me at once… mai use mila…. And thank god he excepted that I was still not well… jab mai ghar wapis ayi mera phone phir se bajhna start ho gaya, it was ajay, maine uska call receive koya aur I started blaming him for the whole story which was caused that afternoon… ajay ko nahi malum tha ki Ravi ne mere sath kuch aisa karne ki koshish kit hi… usko meri baton ka itna bura laga, kyun laga ye main hi janti thi, shayad wo mujhe dil se pyr karne laga tha, usne us galti ki sazaa khud ko di.. usne apne hathon ki nas kaat di…. mujhe ye bilkul bhi malum nhi tha… aur jab Sarita ne bataya…Mujhe kuch samajh nhi rha tha ki mai kya karun…. I didn’t know him completely, to main uske ghar kaise jati….Maine use phone kiya aur use baat ki, I explained him how muched I remembered about that afternoon incident….

Ajay ne mujhe bataya ki Sarita ek achchi ladki nhi hai, wo sirf paison se pyr karti hai, and nothing else…. Ravi wo bhi ek criminal aur married person hai, sarita sirf uske paison k liye uske sath hai, she was with other people too, just like bloody prostitute…..aur shayad Sarita ne apne boyfrnd se paise liye honge to just use me……jab ye sab baaten mere samne ayi, mai bilkul akela mehsus karne lagi, koi nhi tha mere sath me aur mai shayad us samay akele hi rhna chahti thi….mai samajh nhi paa rhi thi ki mai kya karu…..ek paal k liye lag rha tha ki ajay bhi usi me shamil tha, because wo unka frnd hai na to shayad is plan me wo bhi unke sath honga…

Frnds, aap soch rhe honge ki ye kahani adhuri kyun hai but jab tak koi reply nhi milta aap ki taraf se mai is kahani ko aage nhi likh sakti….ye isliye, b-coz mujhe aap sab ke help ki jarurat hai, mujhe ek strength ki….ek unity ki jarurat hai jo mujhe help karengi mere faisle mein …. So plz mail me and answer me whether I should continue or not….

Thank you

marriage with rappist- a bad idea

                                    इंसाफ नहीं है रेपिस्ट से शादी

नीमा शादी के बाद आज पहली बार घर आई है, लेकिन घर पर तो आज भी शादी वाला माहौल है। पंडित जी शाम को होने वाली पूजा की तैयारी में घी, फूल, कुमकुम, दिये के लिए हर 2 मिनट बाद 'यह लाओ वह लाओ' का आलाप कर रहे हैं और नीमा की मां और नानी दौड़-दौड़ के उनकी सारी मांगों को कहते ही पूरा करने के अभियान में जुटी हैं। वहीं दूसरी ओर नीमा के पापा अपने दोस्तों रिश्तेदारों को अपनी बेटी के ससुराल के ठाट-बाट और उनके दामाद के ऊंचे ओहदे का एकदम ऊंचे वाले सुर में बखान कर रहे हैं। दिल की कुंठा को दिल में ही दबा के कुछ पड़ोसी बधाई देने का नाटक भी कर रहे हैं और नीमा के पापा झुक-झुक के धन्यवाद कर रहे हैं।

सब खुश हैं, खिलखिला रहे हैं, हंस रहे हैं। खैर, हंस तो नीमा भी रही है, पर पहले वाली खनक कहीं गायब है। चारों तरफ से सहेलियों से घिरी नीमा इस वक्त एक बनावटी चेहरे, एक बनावटी हंसी के साथ उस ग्रुप का हिस्सा है जिसमें हर एक वाक्य के खत्म होते ही बड़ी जोर-जोर से हंसी का झरना फूट रहा है। लड़कियां उससे जाने कैसे-कैसे सवाल पूछ रही हैं, और जब नीमा कोई जबाब दे नहीं पाती, तो वह खुद ही जवाब बना-बना कर खूब जोर से हंसने लगतीं...पर नीमा की नजरें तो बस या तो दरवाजे पर आ के अटक जाती हैं या फिर जमीन पर गढ़ जाती हैं।

उस रात के बाद से जब भी नीमा के आसपास कोई हंसता तो जैसे कई हजारों चींटियां उसके शरीर पर चलने लगतीं। ये कंगन, चूड़ियां, पायल, कमरबंद सब उसे जहरीले सांप नजर आते जो हर वक्त उसे डंस रहे थे। मन करता कि वह सबसे पूछे कि उसे इन सांपों में लपेटकर वो लोग किस बात की खुशी मना रहे हैं। पापा किस दामाद की तारीफ करते थक नहीं रहे और मां अपनी ही बेटी को हवन में झोंक कर किस पूजा की तैयारियां कर रही है। हाथों में लगी मेंहदी को देखकर उसकी आंखों में खून उतर आता। अचानक एक ही चेहरे पर कई चेहरे उभर आते, 'नीमा शादी कर के नाक कटने से बचा ले हमारी', 'अपनी बहन के बारे मे सोच नीमा, उससे कौन शादी करेगा', 'हरीश डाक्टर है नीमा, उस रात वो शराब के नशे में बहक गया होगा,' 'तेरी तो किस्मत ही चमक गई नीमा,' 'बलात्कार करने के बाद शादी करने वाले कितने लोग होते हैं निम्मो' 'किसी को मालूम चला तो हम मुंह दिखाने लायक नहीं रहेंगे।'

पर उसे इस सब का कोई फर्क नहीं पड़ता, कोई और उसका साथ दे या ना दे, सुभाष तो उससे प्यार करता है न, उसे यह सब पता चलेगा तो वह हरीश को मार ही डालेगा, जो भी हुआ इसमें उसकी क्या गलती थी। सुभाष तो कहता है ना कि वह उसका हर हालत में साथ देगा...सुभाष का मेसेज आने से मोबाइल के स्क्रीन पर उभर आई रोशनी उसके दिल तक फैल गई, पर दूसरे ही पल चारों तरफ सिर्फ अंधेरा फैल गया। 'नीमा, मैं तुमसे प्यार तो करता हूं पर अब तुमसे शादी नहीं कर सकता। हरीश से शादी कर लो। हम इज्जतदार लोग हैं। मेरे घरवाले तुम्हें बहू नहीं बना सकते। यह सब मैं तुम्हारी ही भलाई के लिए कह रहा हूं...'

...और फिर शादी का लाल जोड़ा, दुल्हन का श्रृंगार, पंडित के मंत्र, सभी शुद्ध सामग्रियों ने माहौल शुद्ध कर दिया...नीमा भी शुद्ध...अचानक एक बलात्कार पीड़िता अब एक शानदार, इज्जतदार घराने की इज्जतदार बहू बन गई। अब लोग उसे सर झुका के नमस्ते कहते हैं। जैसे ही कोई इन दिनों उसका परिचय डॉक्टर हरीश की पत्नी के रूप में इज्जतदार लोगों के बीच में करवाता है तो फिर चींटियां चलने लगती हैं उसके शरीर में, ऐसा लगता है जैसे एक चश्मा चढ़ गया है उसकी आखों में। एक बहुत ही अजीब सा चश्मा, जिसके अन्दर से ये लोग इन्सान से जानवर में बदलने लगते हैं और जानवर भी ऐसा कि उसकी शक्ल भेड़िये की, खाल गिरगिट की और पंजे भालू के नजर आते।

उसका पति इस समय उसकी सहेलियों से घिरा हुआ है, मुस्कुरा-मुस्कुरा कर बार-बार अपना चश्मा ठीक करते हुए बात कर रहा है। उसकी हर बात के बाद एक जोर का ठहाका गूंजता है। उसे उस रात का ठहाका सुनाई दे रहा है। उसे लग रहा है जैसे सब उस पर हंस रहे हैं। फिर चींटियां चढ़ रही हैं, फिर सांपों का लिजलिजापन उसे अपने शरीर पर महसूस हो रहा है। हर ठहाके के बाद वह बलात्कारी, जो कि अब उसका पति भी है, अपना हाथ पास खड़ी लड़कियों के कंधे पर रख रहा है। वह हर बात में उन्हें छूने के बहाने ढूंढ रहा है। पर ये सब इन लड़कियों को क्यों नजर नहीं आ रहा है, काश वह इन्हें भी वह चश्मा दे देती जो उसकी आंखों में चढ़ा हुआ है जिसके अन्दर से एक ही पल में यह आदमी से जानवर में बदल जाता है।

उसकी मां मोहल्ले की औरतों के साथ मिलकर मंगल गीत गा रही है, पर उसे सुनाई दे रहा। 'नीमा शादी कर के नाक कटने से बचा ले हमारी', 'अपनी बहन के बारे मे सोच नीमा, उससे कौन शादी करेगा'...ओह्ह्ह्ह... फिर हजारों चींटियां शरीर पर चढ़-उतर रही हैं, फिर ठहाके सुनाई दे रहे हैं, फिर शक्लें बदल रही हैं, इज्जतदार लोग जानवर बन रहे हैं धीरे-धीरे... हम इज्जतदार लोग हैं मेरे घरवाले तुम्हें बहू नहीं बना सकते...हमारी नाक कटने से बचा ले निम्मो...अपनी बहन के बारे में सोच...।

वह दौड़ के अपने कमरे में चले गई। उसका दिल किया कि सबको चीख-चीख कर बताए, सबको वह सब दिखाए जो उसे दिखता है ...जानवर बनते लोग...झूठी इज्जत के पीछे बेआबरू होता चेहरा...एक बलात्कारी से परमेश्वर में तब्दील हुआ उसका पति...वह चाहती है कि वह सब जो उस रात हुआ फिर एक बार हो। फिर एक बार वह हरीश के पास अपने पिता की दवाइयां लेने जाए, फिर एक बार हरीश उसका दुपट्टा खींच ले, फिर एक बार वह उसका हाथ खींचे, पर इस बार वह चुप नहीं रहेगी, वह चिल्लाएगी, वह उसका मुंह नोच लेगी। वह दरवाजा खोलकर भाग जाएगी, पूरी दुनिया के सामने उसे बेपर्दा कर देगी...पूरे शरीर में जैसे बिजली कौंध गई उसके।

उसे लग रहा है जैसे उस एक रात के बाद जिंदगी बेहवा हो गई है। उसके अंदर तिरस्कार भर आया है इस जिंदगी के लिए, वह जिंदगी जिसे लोग बहुत सम्मानित समझ रहे हैं। पेन नहीं मिल रहा....वह सिंदूर से लिखेगी, आखिर इस सिंदूर ने ही तो इन सबका अपमान अपने पीछे छुपा के सम्मान में तब्दील किया है...उसने कमरे की उन चारदिवारियों में सिंदूर से अपनी कहानी लिख डाली जिनके अन्दर उसे महफूज होने का भरोसा दिलाया जाता था, और फिर सो गई...हमेशा के लिए।

Reference: navbharattimes.indiatimes.com

Facebook wala love

Hey hii….

I m going to tell u my stories in short short part…Fb Facebook wala love story in hindi

I m not totally gud grl but not totally wrng ..in December m fb m ek ladke se mili .mne uski

dp dekhi he’s so handsome.humari frndshp to Nov. M hui thi but wo or me bs post m like or

comment se jyada kch nhi krte the in Dec.ussne inbox me fb k mjhe msg kiye frml bt hui thi 

but I strt liking him…but use show nhi hone diya kbhi jb pehle wo kbhi sad post krta tha to 

m use boli koi prblm h …so usne reply m yhi kaha tum happy grl ho happy raho .m tumhe

 sad mode m nhi daalna chahta nd I was like ok fyn share nhi krna h to fyn..but Dec.se jb 

msgs huye m bs uske msg ka wait krti thi but maybe use realize hua ya nhi tht I m madly 

fallin fr him..m use daant jarur deti thi jb msgs aate the tht kbhi bta Dia kro kb online aaoge 

m bs wait krti hi reh jati hun..he was like ok ok…or m 12am bje TK bs wait hi krti thi but no 

msg..jb mjhe bht nind aani strt ho jati thi thn uska msg aata tha mjhe mtlb khushi b hti thi n 

anger on top..but kunki mjhe usse bt krna achha lgta tha so m use jyada kch nhi bol pati 

thi…thn aftr one week m to uske liye bht pgl si ho gyi I nver feel this fr anybdy in my entire 

lyf…ek din uska msg aaya to mne use bht daanta thht atleast tym Dia h to ek msg krke y to 

bta skte ho bsy ho nhi bt kr skta agr bsy hte ho…so ye bt to usne plt hi di nd dusre topic m 

chla gya nd kehte kehte usne mjhe ‘i like u’wrght krke snd kr hi Dia thn mne pucha like ……

agr m usse pyr nhi krti to m usse puchti nhi esa but bcoj m usse bht pyr krti thi to mjhe b 

expect tha wo b mjhe pyr kre thts y mne puch lia tht it was like or lov…nd he ansrd lov…

guys tht tym I m in top of the wrld…………nxt part next tym plz do commnt abt me nd boy

 is ths ryt or wrng…

kanpur urmila became richest woman in the world

SBI ने उर्मिला को बना दिया दुनिया में सबसे अमीर, बिल गेट्स को भी पछाड़ा

कानपुर. दो हजार रुपए महीना कमाने वाली उर्मिला यादव एकदम से दुनिया की सबसे अमीर महिला बन गई। जितना पैसा माइक्रोसॉफ्ट के संस्थापक बिल गेट्स, रिलायंस के मुखिया मुकेश अंबानी, स्टील किंग लक्ष्मी निवास मित्तल के पास नहीं होगा, उससे ज्यादा उर्मिला के बैंक खाते में जमा है। चौंक गए आप! लेकिन यह सौ फीसदी सच है। उन्हें दुनिया की सबसे अमीर महिला बनाने का श्रेय भारतीय स्टेट बैंक को जाता है। बैंक के सर्वर की गलती से उर्मिला के खाते में 9 लाख 57 हजार करोड़ रुपए ट्रांसफर हो गए।

लखनपुर स्थित यूपीएसआईडीसी में भारतीय स्टेट बैंक का विस्तार पटल है। दूसरे शब्दों में इसे मिनी ब्रांच कहा जा सकता है, जो आरके नगर शाखा से जुड़ी है। इस मिनी ब्रांच में मदारपुर विनायकपुर निवासी उर्मिला यादव का खाता (संख्या 35014400299) है। खाते में नो योर कस्टमर (केवाईसी) की औपचारिकता अधूरी थी।

पहले थे खाते में दो हजार रुपए

इसे लेकर बैंक से खाताधारक के घर पत्र भेजा गया था। केवाईसी पूरा नहीं होने पर बैंक मैनेजर ने खाते से अधिकतम निकासी का बैरियर फिक्स कर दिया था। यह बैरियर 9.99 लाख रुपए था। इसका मतलब हुआ कि केवाईसी औपचारिकता पूरी नहीं होने तक खाताधारक अपने खाते से 9.99 लाख रुपए से ज्यादा नहीं निकाल सकता। बैंकों की यह एक रूटीन प्रक्रिया होती है। 30 साल की उर्मिला के खाते में कुल दो हजार रुपए थे। इस दौरान एसबीआई के सर्वर में तकनीकी खराबी आ गई और उर्मिला के खाते में 9 लाख 57 हजार करोड़ रुपए जमा हो गए। इसकी जानकारी उन्हें शुक्रवार को उस समय हुई, जब अपनी पासबुक अपडेट करवाने बैंक गईं।

14 अंकों की धनराशि देख उड़े होश 

पासबुक अपडेट करने के बाद उर्मिला ने क्लर्क से पूछा कि खाते में कितने रुपए हैं? इस पर क्लर्क ने पासबुक पर नजर डाली तो होश उड़ गए। खाते में 14 अंकों की धनराशि देख, वह मैनेजर के पास भागा। मैनेजर ने खाता फिर चेक किया तो देखा कि उर्मिला के खाते में 9 लाख 57 हजार करोड़ रुपए जमा हो गए हैं। तत्काल वरिष्ठ अधिकारियों को फोन कर सूचना दी गई। सकपकाई उर्मिला को कुछ समझ में नहीं आ रहा था क्योंकि इतने पैसे का उसे कोई अनुमान ही नहीं था। देर रात तक उर्मिला के खाते में रकम जमा थी।

Ma first and last crush

Hi everyone…mai apne life ka apni first crush share karna chahti hu…mail 10th std tak bahut hi seedhi saadhi thi…ladko sabse baatein, jhagda sab karti thi but kabhi kisi ke liye koi feeling nahi aaya. Aur jab bhi mai kisi ladke ko dekhti to mai unhe bhaiya hi bulati jiske liye mai apni frnd se daat bhi sunti thi. Jab mai 11th std me aayi, ek din mai mandir jaa rahi thi tab maine ek ladke ko dekha who was really awesome. Tab pata nai mujhe kya ho gaya tha mai use palat kar fir se dekhi par wo kamina tab tak nikal chuka tha. Next day I saw him again at bus stand. Mai use jab tak palat kar dekhti tab tak uski bus aa gayi thi. kuch dino ke baad mere street me ek movie ki shooting chal rahi thi… Aur us din wo banda bhi wo shooting dekhne aaya tha. Us din maine pehli baar use bahut nazdik se dekhi. He was in white t.shirt with with white glass. Mujhe uske baare me kuch bhi nahi patat tha isliye maine uska naam white shirt rakh diya tha. Frnds mai apni life me pehli baar kisi bande ko itna pyar se dekha. And from next day i started seeing him everyday at ma bus stand. Mai jab bhi use dekhti thi mai ek dam dar jaati thi. Mear heart beat hone lagta tha. I was like what to tell mujhe kuch bhi samajh nahi aata tha. Maine apne frnds se bhi share kiya aur mere frnds mujhe bolne lage ki ab tu bhi bigad gayi. Mai sirf us bande se ek baar baat karna chahti thi aur use batana chahti thi ki wo kitna cute hai and i wanted to tell him that I have so much crush on him. Mai ye baat maine apne frnds, didi, bhaiya, chachi sabse share kiya. Frnds mujhe tab tak uske baare me kuch bhi nahi pata tha. Phir ek din maine use ek ladke ke saath baat karte hue dekha jis ladke ko mai jaanti thi aur wo ladka mere gali me hi rahta tha. Mai bahut hi sochti thi ki use dekhungi to use dekh kar smile karungi lekin jab hi wo mujhe dekhta tha mai ek bahut nervous ho jati thi. Maine us ladke se us white shirt k baare me sab kuch puch liya aur ek din maine uska number bhi le liya..Aur mujhe tab pata chala ki wo muslim hai aur mai hindu thi.Still i wanted to talk to him. Mai starting me use msg karne k liye bahut darti thi lekin mujhe use kaise bhi batana tha ki he s really handsome. Aur ek din maine use msg kiya.. shock ho Jab mai college first year me gayi mai use boli ki mujhe uspe bahut hi crush hai tab wo bahut hi shock ho gaya and he was not believing. Use ye lagta tha ki meri frnd use like karti thi. Use bahut hi shock hua aur wo bola mujhe ki wo bahut lucky hai ki koi ladki use itna appreciate kar rahi hai. Aur wo humesha mujhse yehi puchta tha ki mujhe uspe itna crush kyu aaya lekin iska answer to mujhe bhi nahi pata tha. Mai usse thode din hi baat ki kyouki mujhe pata tha agar mai isse aage badhi to shayad future me accha nahi hoga aur bas mai wahi pe uska frndshp quit kar di. But I am happy at last mai usse apni feeling to share kar paayi…

My Real Love Story - Pooja - Page 2

hi frnds m pooja aj fir apni sotry likhne aai hu to m kha thi ghr me sbko pta lg gya tha k m ek muslim ldke se pyar krti hu koi nhi chahta k m usse milu ya bt kru mera ghr se bahar jana b bnd kr diya h m na us se mil pa rhi thi na bt kr pa rhi thi bhut preshan thi dil ye nhi smj paa rha tha k pyar krna hmari glti thi ya hindu or muslim hona agar ye dono hmari glti thi to kya koi muje ye btayega k meri glti kya h kya gunah kr diya hmne pyar krke smj nhi aa rha muje m kya kru maa baap ko chodkr bhagkr ussse shadi kbi nhi kr skti kyunki mere parents b mere liye bhut jruri h m kya krti smj nhi aa rha tha maa baap ne bola manja wrna use maar denge hm mere lliye ek rishta aya tha mummy papa chahte the m maan jaun pr m ne saf mna kr diya to bole k use mar dete h or m ye kbi brdash nhi kr skti thi isliye faisla kiya k m hi mr jaun or usi rat zehar khakr so gai kapoor ki 2 goliya pan i k sath khakr so gai ek latter likhkr apne sirhane rkh diya jisme likha m apni mrji se zehar kha rhi hu koi mere ghr walo ko preshan na kre or so gai. pr meri kismat ko pta nhi kya manjooor h m mri nhi subha thoda late aankh khuli pr mri nhi h ek mahine tk muje vometing or loose moution rhe thik hone me bhut time lga jiski sja aj tk bhugat rhi hu m dekhne me sunder lgti thi sehat bhi thik thak thi ab sukhkr kanta ho gai hu dekhkr lgta h jaise bimari se uthi hu hr time sochti rehti hu tension me rehti hu smj nhi aata kya kru ye sb aise hi chlta rha uske bad ghr me kisi b bare me bt hona bnd ho gya or m ghr pe bour h! oti reht i sochti rehti aisi hi mne ek din socha m job kr leti hu or m ne papa ko bola unhone mna kr diya to m ne english speaking course shuru kr diya pritam pura me or 3 mahine m ne course kiya jis bich m usse mil paai fir ek din fir ghr me rishte ki bt chli m ne mna kiya pr ghr wale nhi mane or wo log aane wale the ye kareeb aj 16-7-2011 se 8 mhine phle ki bt h mummy papa majboor kr rhe the pr m kya krti dil se majboor thi or khud ko unki bt manne k liye mna nhi pai kyunki use apna sbkuch man chuki thi or kisi ko uski jgah nhi de skti thi apko sunkr ajeeb lgega pr m ne fir se zehar kha liya or m fir bach gai aisa lg rha tha jaise mout b ab mere ps nhi ana chahti or zindagi ko mujse pyar ho gya ho jo mera sath hi nhi chod rhi thi usse door jane k dar mrne k dar se bhut km tha jeene se jyada mrna asan lg rha tha . or dil se hr waqt bs yhi dua niklti thi yaa khuda jaisa gum ae ishq tune muje diya h kbi mere dushman ko b mt dena

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Is bar jb m ne zehar khaya to mere papa ko pta lg gya or unhone zehar niklwane ki bhut koshish ki pr m jeena nhi chhati thi m ne unki nhi suni or chup chap leti rhi papa ne ek mota danda lekr muje bhut taz mara uska drd or nishan kreeb ek mahine m gya hoga jb m ne zehar nhi nikala to unhone bola tune mrna hi h to thik h m tera gla dbakr tune mar deta hu wo mera gla dbane lge pr tb b m ne usnki b nhi mani or wo bole tu yha mregi to police wale hme pkd lenge tuje mrna h to khi bahar jakr mrja khi pr yha mt mr aj b jb kbi bt hoti h to yhi bolte h ab to mout se dr b nhi lgta kyunki mout se dr tb lgta h jb jeene ki chah ho pr ab zindagi se pyar hi nhi rha isliye dr b nhi lgta uske liye sochiti hu to jeena chahti hu pr uske bina to mrna acha h ab asan nhi h jeena uske bina ab to mrkr hi use chod skti hu dec. 2010 me b fir se meri shadi ki bt chli ab smj nhi aa rha tha kya kru isliye use bola hm court me shadi kr lete h shadi krke apne apne ghr chle jayenge or usne shadi k liye paise jodne shuru kr diye or 7 january 2011 ko shadi krli jisme maa baap ki kami bhut mehsus hui pr wha sirf meri do frnds thi or koi nhi tha m khush to thi k hm shadi kr rhe h pr maa baap k na hone k karan dukhi b thi isi bich m ne ek isntitute me as a teacher join kr liye or wha pr m ne june tk pdhaya uske bd m ek company me lg gai or ab whi pr kam kr rhi hu age kya hoga pta nhi jan. me hmne shadi ki thi or feb. me ghr me pta lg gya tha m ne to nhi btaya tha ghr me hmari shadi k photo m ne apni almari me rkh rkhe the ! mummy ki si ko dene k liye mera photo dhundh rhi thi tb unhe hmari shadi k photo b mil gye or ghr me fir se kafi kalesh hua jis din ye sb hua tha usi din m ne dusri br zehar b khaya tha or mere pati ne zehar khane ki bt jankr pehli br mujpr hath b uthaya tha usne kbi mujpr hath nhi uthaya pehle tbi phli br uthaya tha wo mujse bhut pyar krte h kbi meri glti pe muje dant b nhi pate marna to bhut bdi bt h bs mera unse door hone ka dr brdash nhi kr pa rhe the isliye unka shayad hath uth gya hoga wrna wo mujpr kbi hath nhi uthate chlo ye to thi meri aj tk ki story age fir kbi likhungi mere bose aaa gye h or abi hm apne apne ghr pe hi rehte h aage kya hoga pta nhi ghr wale manenge ya kya hoga dekhte h meri kismat ab kya khel khelti h mere sath zinda rhi to aage apne bare me aap sabhi frnds ko jrur btaungi jinko m janti to nhi hu pr bina jane apka mujse or mera apse ek anjana sa rishta bn gya h ap logo ko apne dukho or khushiyo ko bantkr apna mn hlka kr leti hu mn ko khushi milti h jb ap logo k mere liye likhe gye comment padhti hu agr muje kuch btana ya smjhana chahe to comment kr skte hain. acha frnds jrur likhna muje bye take care ............................................................................................................................................................................................or 29 july ko mera birthday h muje wish jrur krna or apne suggessions btana ok

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